The Magician's Bitch, Ch. 1
Chapter 1: A Magical Mishap
‘Damnit. Damnit!’
It’s the first thing I hear, the
first sound. One moment I’m crossing the street, the next I’m elsewhere. No
flash, no flame, a mere transition. Cold stone beneath me, a stink of sulphur,
something fleeting like ozone, an electrical buzz setting a rhythm into the
calcium of my bones. Warm golden lights, torch sconces on walls, flame burning
above the metal, no obvious source.
‘Azarlia, you prostitute,’ a man
says, voice gnarled and rough, dusty, ancient. ‘Goddess of magic my bunghole,
filthy fucking shit-show of a deity.’
I push against the stone with my
hands, sitting myself upright. The chamber is round, floor a series of
flagstones. One side has a staircase, rising both upwards and downwards, concealed
by a length of wall. Surrounding me is a heptacle, a seven-pointed shape. A
man, bald but for wisps of grey hair around his liver-spotted scalp, ruffles
through the pages of a great tome upon a desk between two floating golden
flames. His robe is black, forming rolls around his sandalled feet.
‘Mugwort…tannic essence…nymph
milk…set of words…’
He snarls, angrily slides the book to
the floor. A pair of amber eyes set upon me, nestled beneath two great bushy
eyebrows, grey and curling wildly. The ancient man, skinny but for a noticeable
pot-belly, growls at me. His thin lips pull taut against yellowing teeth,
stubble on his jaw meeting descending hairs born of two wide nostrils set in a
crooked nose. Large ears sit either side of his mostly-hairless head, tufts of
thick grey protruding like declarations of exasperation from each ear.
‘You,’ he says, bitter and aged. ‘A
boy. You hiding your shape? This a trick, demon-whore?’
‘Wha–’
‘Azarlia be damned.’ He hangs his
head, sighs. ‘Whole realm of sex-demons, and I get one who thinks the most
attractive form is a skinny bearded fella.’
‘Sex-demons?’ I manage, in a single
motion, to get to my feet. There are windows to this chamber, high and small,
but the world beyond the glass is black. ‘Where?’
The old man chuckles. ‘Heh. You and
me both, boy. Suppose you’ll do.’
He gestures, dispensing with his
robe; it goes somewhere, somehow. Out comes a pale body, saggy and wrinkled,
with a hairy belly and chest, overflowing armpits, a jungle of pubic hair.
Between his legs hangs a pair of billiard-ball nuts, sagging halfway down his
thighs. Before them droops a flaccid penis, a wizened wrinkled thing topped
with a fat bulge in a hood of foreskin. I immediately avert my eyes, passingly
aware of how large his cock is.
‘Suck it,’ he says.
‘No. What the fuck, man?’
The old man wets his thin lips, and
points down. ‘Suck. It. That’s a command.’
‘A command? Who the hell are you?
Where am I? I want to go back home!’
He bores into me with his eyes, a
kind of madness shimmering across them. The old man seizes his flaccid cock,
flopping it about, jutting it towards me. ‘Knees. Cock. Mouth. Go.’
‘What? The fuck is this?’
At last he sighs, and hangs his head.
‘That ritual took two damned years.’ A gesture returns his robe, another
creates a stool, and the old man drops back onto it. ‘You’re not a demon, are
ya boy? That’s why the commands don’t work. You ain’t bound.’
‘No…I’m not,’ I say, scratching
behind my head, flicking my ponytail in the process. ‘I’m…I’m Max. From Earth.
From England. Do you…do you know anything about that?’
He shakes his head. ‘Think we both
got conned, boyo. Some sneaky slut musta fiddled me. You came here, she went to
your word.’ The old man rises, strong despite his apparent age. He dusts his
hands together. ‘Well, boy. Suppose this is your new home. I’m Archaelaus,
former greatest magician of the Nine Realms of Gauhn.’
‘My…magician…can’t I go back?’
‘Tonight? No. Eventually? Maybe, but
I’d have to look into that and I’m a notorious procrastinator.’ He gestures wide.
‘Make yourself at home, I guess. Good to have company, at least. You eaten
yet?’
‘What? But…’
Earth, gone. I pinch myself, remain
here. No dream. The sulphur smell, the ozone, the electricity, has faded. What
remains is the mustiness of books, the faint herbaceous glamour of dried
ingredients. Warm, despite the cold stone. I shudder, making sense, slowly but
surely, of what will likely take a long while yet to accept.
‘Come on, boy. Let’s feed ya.’
The tower has seven stories, basement excluded. He takes me
past two libraries, a cosy sitting room, ultimately ending in the kitchen and
dining room. Archaelaus prepares a small feast of fruits, cheeses, meats,
breads. I eat, because I’m hungry, because there’s nothing else to do. It all
seems so real.
He talks, and talks, and talks. His
first company in ages. ‘Had a servant girl, ’til I got handsy,’ he says, with
no apparent remorse or self-reflection. ‘Had to move the tower, then. Musta
been sixty years back.’
‘How old were you?’
Archelaus shrugs, gestures
uncertainly. ‘Oh, two-ninety?’
‘Two-hundred-and-ninety?!’
He smiles, nods. ‘Former greatest
magician, didn’t I say? Well, see, that was because back at the Neihmalt
Academy, some snotty little bitch went and tattled when I managed to knock up her
and her–’
‘Is everything about you somehow tied
to your inability to keep it in your pants?’
Archaelaus waves dismissively. ‘Pfft.
They love it.’
‘Sounds like they don’t.’
He lifts a wild eyebrow to me. ‘Boyo,
you know how easy is it is get girls when you’re the greatest mage in the
world? Penny a dozen.’ He leans towards me, conspiratorially. ‘See, that
servant girl? Wanted to be my wife. Archaelaus the Magnificent? He don’t do
wives. He does booty-calls. Got no time to settle down, see?’
I can’t help but smile at his
brashness. ‘And the academy girls?’
‘Well-known fact that consuming my
semen accelerates the development of magical abilities. So girls – and more
than the occasional boy – tended to be willing to work for, let’s say, “extra
credit”.’ He makes a suggestive motion of those ancient brows, smirking all the
while. ‘Only these two girls, they wanted my kids. Sure, can do, but when I
refused to pay my share – not a legal requirement, y’see – they got parents
involved and it all came out that I was feeding students loads and well’ – he
gestures widely – ‘here we are today.’
I put down my fork. ‘Eating your
sperm really gave them greater powers? Why weren’t you bottling and selling the
stuff, man? You’d be minted.’
A dark, somewhat mischievous grin
prevails. ‘So…sperm, half of a new life, male half…it carries the man’s
lineage, his essence. You follow. In a man like me, it’s…well, my essence is
magic, the raw shit. But…while every one of my loads carries my lineage…I may
or may not have held back the magical essence.’
‘Cheeky fucker.’ I stare in
disbelief. ‘You spread a story that benefitted you.’
He taps the side of his skull. ‘Well,
sonny, them’s the breaks. Shouldn’t slut yourself out to an old man for a taste
of power. By all means, slut around, but do it earnestly. Word from the wise,
m’boy.’
We eat a bit more, he talks more, and
inevitably I’m entertained by the old man. Stories of lords, ladies, great
spells cast, greater ones unwoven. Heroic journeys, deeds – mostly not his,
though he often reaped his manner of rewards; young men, young women – and the
list goes on. On the surface, loneliness would seem his greatest concern, not
lust.
‘Why a sex-demon? Why’d it fail, if
you’re so great?’
He smirks. ‘I’ll pretend you meant
that nicely, boyo.’ The old man folds his arms. ‘Well, for starters, sex-demons
can switch the whole kids thing on or off, which is a plus. They’re bound to
their masters – enslaved, if you will, but they fuck to live so bugger ’em –
and have no interest in mortal affairs like power or money. Better yet, they
shapeshift, so you ever get bored, BAM, new model, same mind. No
retraining, no sir.
‘As for it failing…see, the spells to
bind the buggers come from other demons. Usually, that’s fine, but in this
case, looks like I got conned. Some head’ll roll, no doubt, when the traders
get word of it.’ He sighs, shakes his head. ‘Don’t matter how talented you are,
when the spell itself is a trick. Humans don’t write the demon-world spells,
and vice-versa, so they gotta be traded. Ah well, I’ll get another. Ain’t like
I lack for time.’
‘You’re…two-hundred-and-ninety?’
‘And three, yeah.’ Archaelaus nods.
‘Immortal, believe it or not. Ageless, at least.’
‘But you’re old?’
He grins yellow. ‘Am so, sonny. Am
so. Was eight-five when I got the spell right, and bested time and death.
Ageless at eighty-five, forever. Bit sprightlier, I’ll say, and vigorous
besides.’ Archaelaus shrugs. ‘Kinda like it. Age-play always was a thing of
mine…’
He talks on, and when I finish, he talks further. Eventually
the old mage shows me to the former servant girl’s quarters, off to the side of
the kitchen. It’s a surprisingly cosy, comfortable room, with a washbasin,
wardrobe, warm bed. Tonight, it’s all too tiring to bother with solutions.
We part ways, I lay down, and sleep
comes quickly.
I dream of Earth, dream of home,
dream of the stories woven by the old man. A brain, making sense of a new
existence, temporary or otherwise. Inevitably, sex dreams occur, spurred on if
nothing else by Archaelaus and his crude talk.
The strangest dream occurs: I’m
walking along, suddenly aware of my bouncing chest. Huge, heavy breasts, G-cup
things, sag weightily from me. My beard is gone, but I’ve still got my cock,
and it’s hard. It seems to grow, stretch, until burrowing between my chest,
thrusting somehow of its own accord, telescopically rising up and down, up and
down. It hits my cheek, a wet sticky kiss, and I wince.
‘Ughn.’
Archaelaus.
I open my eyes onto darkness, unable
to move my hands, tied as they somehow beyond my head. My feet, the same, are
locked against the posts at the base of the bed. There’s warmth, heat, a
powerful pulse between my breasts. Breasts. I have breasts now. What the fuck,
no way, it’s an illusion.
‘Oof. That’s the ticket. Ugh.’
Something moves between the great
pillowy mounds of flesh that are unmistakeably mine. The heat of it, the
strength of its throbbing, mark it obviously. A smell hits me, a tang, a
muskiness, a potent old-man stench. I shiver, shudder, reason with my
imagination, but his hands squeeze into my fat tits and those enormous
testicles bounce against the underside, dragging back and forth upon my belly
as he thrusts himself through my novel cleavage.
‘Archaelaus,’ I say, to the shape
slowly coming into focus above me. The naked old man, hairy and flabby,
grinning wide in pleasure. ‘Is this…is this real?’
‘Real as your cock, sonny.’ He
chuckles, grunts. ‘Real as that world you came from. Real as my spell that
failed. Ughn.’
I glance downwards just in time for a
huge bell-end, a slick ruby apple, to kiss my chin with its sloppy eyelet. Oh,
God. Jesus Christ, he’s hung like a donkey. Jesus Christ, he’s fucking my tits.
Jesus Christ, it…feels weirdly good. I gasp, pant a little, writhe futilely
against the unfelt-yet-unyielding bindings. His hairy balls swing and drag, his
fat lengthy staff of a cock pistols and pulls.
‘Why…why’ve I got…got boobs?’
He sniggers. ‘Because you needed ’em
for this, sonny. Big milkers to milk me big. Ugh.’
‘Stop. Please.’
‘Nuh-uh. No way,’ he says. He thrusts
against my neck, trailing a slimy splatter from the top of my bulging bosom to
my clavicle. ‘Staying here, free of charge? Nope. You do this for me. Help me
out. That’s our deal.’
‘I don’t want this!’
Archaelaus chuckles. ‘Cock sure is
hard. You sure seem excited.’
‘It feels…it feels…’
‘Good,’ he says, nodding. ‘Be
weird if it didn’t. Pleasuring the greatest magician in the world right now,
sonny-boy. You should be thanking me.’
‘Former…you said…uh…former.’
‘Still the most powerful.’ Archaelaus
grunts, poking my neck. He rubs the tip about, slathering my skin in sticky
wetness. ‘Ughn, you’re a lucky boy, boyo. Ugh, so lucky.’
Something about his hands, about his
thrusts, makes me gasp, moan. ‘What’s…what’s happening?’
‘Gonna come, Max. Gonna come from me
fucking your busty-boy milkers. So do it. Give in. Come for me, come for
daddy.’
‘Ugh…Jesus…Christ…’
My hips buck, and a thick load shoots
volcanically out of my nuts, spilling out over my balls, my pubes, the base of
my belly. At the same time Archaelaus thrusts and grunts, a massive groan
leaving his thin lips, and his balls rise and fall against the underside of my
breasts. A splatter of heat follows, a burst of it, a thick heaviness that
pours out of his twitching member, plastering the top of my chest, pooling and immediately
overflowing from my clavicle.
It shoots in ropes, knotted heavy
strings, part jelly-like solid and part mayonnaise-thick ooze. The ooze leaks,
the jelly hangs, forming confetti strings from my clearly hairless jaw and
chin, from my shoulders to the pillow. So much sperm, such a huge and ancient
load, so musky in its stink, so tangy, a potent old-man concoction.
Exhausted from the force of orgasm I
lie back, dirtied with his ejaculation. Archaelaus chuckles and climbs off,
cock softening. My boobs, slick and sperm-laden, rest down into my chest. The
bindings fade, and I exhale mercifully.
‘See ya in the morning, boyo.’
The pervy old mage laughs as he
departs, and slumber eclipses me.
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